PAPILION STYLE
We like Papilion's style. He says "lots of fresh home made orange juice (usually 3 oranges and 1 lemon) then a nice long shower and then lots of sex :)"
SEE THE DOCTOR
Our local doctor writes, "As a lay MD, I prescribe for you head-holding sorry lot, 500-1000 mgs aspirin, a rehydrating sports drink like Gatorade, and one 25 mg Dramamine (Dimenhydrinate) tablet which will drive vertigo, nausea, and Satan himself from yer gulliver."
EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE
Caset Rae reckons "the miracle cure is Excedrin Migraine. Its got a little bit of caffeine, pain reliever and anti-nausea medicine. It'll have you feeling better in 30 min."
MONKEY BUSINESS
Ronan from Ireland says, "eat a bananna as they contain potassium which is guaranteed to revitalise your body after a heavy session."
COLLECT THE CAPS
Bill from Bondi, Australia says, "When I'm out on the squirt I take the top from every beer I drink and put it in my pocket. When I get home i count the caps and that's how many glasses of water I gotta get through. Works even better when you're seeing double."
PEDIALITE POPSICLES
Improving on Pedialite is Mr Drunk C. Bum. "Pedialite works great but it tastes awful. Try Pedialite Popsicles. They taste better, have the same effect and work just as quickly. It's also easier to keep the ice down when you are feeling sick and it's nice and cold to help your pounding head."
SWEAT IT OUT
Paavo says, "Here in Finland, many people say that taking a nice, long and hot sauna session kicks the H.O away." Follow up with a massage and spa.
SECRET WOMENS' BUSINESS
Michelle Hebert, from Houston in Texas, has a cracker idea. She says "Premium P.M.S. pills work within 20-25 minutes. They cure a headache, nausia, diarrea, and light headedness. I'm not sure what it will do to the guys, but it works wonders for women."
THE 5 MINUTE CHALLENGE
Crazy Monkey Man says: "My trick for not getting a hungover is to drink at least 5-6 full glasses of water when i'm at my most drunk, right before I pass out. This way I'm not dehydrated, and I enjoy seeing how many glasses of water I can drink in under 5 minutes."
REUBEN SLATER'S 1,2,3
Reuben Slater wrote in and said, "Behold the 1, 2, 3 of hangover prevention & removal.
1. Zantac tablet before getting stuck in.
2. Aspro in gatorade or similar sports drink before bed.
3. Eggs with bacon, tomatos mushrooms and fried bread in the morning."
