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Michelle Hebert, from Houston in Texas, has a cracker idea and it won her a t-shirt. Michelle says "Premium P.M.S. pills work within 20-25 minutes. They cure a headache, nausia, diarrea, and light headedness. I'm not sure what it will do to the guys, but it works wonders for women."	Our favourite reader's cure comes from Mathew Carey in Australia. It goes something like this: "Step 1: The day before you get on the piss, go to the local green grocer and purchase a small watermelon. Step 2: Get five Berrocas and dissolve them in a glass of water Step 3: Cut a small hole in the top of the melon Step 4: Pour the dissolved Berrocas inside the melon through the hole. Step 5: Give a gentle shake, and put in fridge. Let it sit overnight, or while your out on the piss. Step 6: Spend your seedy Saturdays and Sundays eating Berroca soaked watermelon."
Gordon Munro won a sexy hungover t-shirt for this one: "I hear airforce pilots hook themselves up to saline drip overnight then get up and suck on pure oxygen to kick that hangover!" Sounds fine. Question is, where did you park the plane last night????	Vicki Dutro says that Pedeolite, usually given to kids who have upset tummies, is a sure fire soother...as long as you drink the whole bottle. You might want to check this one with a real doctor. If you are a real doctor click here and tell us what you think.
The essence of simplicity, tomato beer is among our favourite cures. It's been sent in by many readers, including Josh Handest who says, "Pour about 3/4 can of beer in a glass. Top off with tomato juice. Mix and drink."	Jim Kenjii, from Cairns in Australia reckons "U is for UNDERWATER. Nothing cures a hangover better than a deep deep scuba dive as the bubbles that you breath counteract the bubbles in the beer, or so I'm told. Anyway it solves the fart problem as no-one will notice a few more bubbles - just beware of strange fish offering you boiled lollies." Worse still, beware of those sneaky gropers!
Andy Huse tells us, "in Mexico, they drink huge goblets of Tecate (beer) mixed with Clamato (tomato and clam juice), garnished with a couple pieces of clam in the goblet. I prefer Carnitas."	Our friend Smudge tells us, "a friend of mine said that drinking his wife's breast milk cured his hangovers when their baby was born. He tried cow milk after she stopped lactating, but said it didn't work like a woman's breastmilk. Creepy, eh?"
The ancient Greeks thought that eating cabbage would cure a hangover. We don't. Try it and tell us what you think.	Josh Handest, from North Carolina USA, says that in South Africa you eat Assyrian Paste, "It is apparently made with 1 teaspoon of ground swallow's beak and a teaspoon of myrrh mixed together. (Oh yeah, let me just grab that out of the fridge!). They recommend eating it as quickly as possible and washing it down with a glass of water." He won a t-shirt for telling us.
Rico Randazzo from Holland reckons that in Sicily, Italy, "they chew down a dried bull's dick". We took Rico's word for it and awarded him a sexy hungover.net T-shirt so he looks a million dollars 24 hours a day.

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